likespancakes:

goodnightvenom:fuckermcfuckington:

• Hng = Horny Net Geek, a mating call
• Unf = Universal Noise of Fucking, a second mating call
• DYING = Humor so great it could be lethal
• WANT = Must be in one’s possession now
• THIS = Close attention must be paid to post
• lolwut = Humorous, but confusing
• Harry Potter = the greatest creation ever
• Twilight = unacceptable (unless in a comical fashion)
• Memes = main form of pop culture hilarity
• FFFFUUUU = forms of rage expressed in cartoon form