fatregina:

• How to shit bricks
• It’s possible to ‘die a little inside’ and have your ‘mind blown’ without actually dying as both phrases would suggest.
• loljk doesn’t stand for loljokes.
• As with stfu.
• Revolutionary ways in how to keep calm.
• The word alot is not a word.
• All Draco Malfoy wants is for us to wait til his father hears about this.
• If you’re Filo, you have a rodonkulous advantage on Tumblr.
• You start to believe tumbler is actually spelt without the e.
• We are all free bitches baby.
• Removing credit is a capital offense worthy of a disapproving gif.
• Mean Girls is 50% of Tumblr and Glenn Coco is king of the world.
• Pie charts on Tumblr are the most accurate pie charts you will ever come across.
• Tumblr’s favorite adjective is fuckyeah.
• There is always somebody who can perfectly voice what you are feeling. This is the mechanics behind reblogging.
• You never say ‘you’re wrong’ on Tumblr. You say ‘your argument is invalid’.
• The answer to every question is ‘I’m Chuck Bass’.
• If you are not procrastinating, you are not truly experiencing Tumblr.
• Tumblr is filled with some of the greatest people you will ever meet. And the worst, beware of the Plastics.

(via sarcastics)