It's Funnier In Enochian, Assbutt

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: Do you remember this...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 01:03:29 +0100

lulz-time:

Do you remember this picture?

Reblog>Click the picture> And see what happened! YOU’LL BE SURPRISED!

ounww

Lovely :’)

yayyyyy

god bless that ladyy

At first:

Then I reblogged and clicked the picture:

That lady deserves a medal.

god bless you miss <3

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMNGGGAEGADHGKJ

Photo

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:42:25 +0100

peeves: 1-d-memes: 0nedirectionn: I LOVE WHOEVER MADE...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:02:38 +0100

peeves:

1-d-memes:

0nedirectionn:

I LOVE WHOEVER MADE THIS.

OMG. crying though.

just do it

are you having a bad day?

more reason to do it

DO IT

jaredpadapuppy: helldweller: wadu-wadu: mewx50: fugukins: su...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:07:36 +0100

jaredpadapuppy:

helldweller:

wadu-wadu:

mewx50:

fugukins:

sugarelixir:

Through my chair. :C I liked this chair..

School’s keyboard.

I WAS NOT HERE OKAY

M-My chest! @A@

~~(What? I had an itch, so I scratched it~~

I would be dead :| I was scratching the back of my head ljsdlñkfmapfejfs

… My crotch.
FFFFFFF

FUCK, I JUST DESTROYED MY SANDWICH ):

Right in my left eye. Ouch

kari-shma: The Pinnacle (by Tony Shi.)

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:12:07 +0100

kari-shma:

The Pinnacle (by Tony Shi.)

night-0wl: (by bamsesayaka)

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:06:31 +0100

night-0wl:

(by bamsesayaka)

Photo

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:04:02 +0100

Photo

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:01:47 +0100

crookidsoul: padalickme: whitecastlecastiel: bastardfromabaske...

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:43:55 +0100

crookidsoul:

padalickme:

whitecastlecastiel:

bastardfromabasket:

recycleanimals:

adammilligan-:

kilmoresasha:

appease:

heatbugs:

mimblexwimble:

enigmainataco:

spillingsecrets:

fkyeahnathan:

whatsupmandy:

$15.00

(via leeosaurus)

$28.00

$32.50

$38.50.

$7.50. Proof of my sheltered life. *headdesk*

$27.50 lol ugh

$38.50

$31.00 heh heh not so dull am I?

47 dollars and 50 cents

$50 lol

$58… it appears I am the whore of this thread.

$56.50 oh well then

$75.50….okay then, I think I topped the scale.

$16.50…my life.

$63.50, which is weird because I’m a real nun, not even joking. Oh well

Soundtrack of your life:

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:38:00 +0100

Soundtrack of your life: :

Instructions:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

Opening Credits:

Sunburnt Days- Maximilian Hecker

Waking Up:

I’m Yours- Jason Mraz

First Day of School:

Tatoue-moi- Mozart: L’Opera Rock

Falling in Love:

L’excessive- Carla Bruni

Fight Song:

The Fun Powder Plot- Wild Beasts

Prom:

L’amour- Carla Bruni

Life:

Penny Peggy- Daphne

Mental Breakdown:

In My Bed- Amy Winehouse

Driving:

Nothing To Give- White Lies

Flashback:

Le Premier Jour- Etienne Daho

Getting Back Together:

La Viguela- Gotan Project

Losing Your Virginity:

My Baby Just Cares For Me- Nina Simone

Wedding:

Cado Beijo- Bebel Gilberto

Birth of Child:

Destiny- Zero 7

Final Battle:

Faut Oublier- M

Death Scene:

Hell Is Round The Corner- Tricky

Funeral Song:

Growing Old Is Getting Old- Silversun Pickups

End Credits:

Last Tango In Paris- Gotan Project

WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE ATTENTION SEEKING SCENE GIRLS MAKING BORING RIDICULOUS YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND POLLUTING TUMBLR?

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:12:28 +0100

Attractive female(s) blog '10

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:39:46 +0100

devils-trap:

planetofthevistas:

elmtree:

atomicblonde:

boddah-:

rippedofflabels:

Karen Gillan

Emma Watson

Carey Mulligan

Billie Piper

Reblog with your own

Melanie Laurent

Vicky-T

Katy Perry

Alona Tal

Gillian Anderson

Kate Winslet

Romola Garai

Bryce Dallas Howard

Evan Rachel Wood

Keira Knightley

Emma Watson

Lea Michele

Karen Gillan

Emma Watson

Ellen Page

Hannah Spearritt

dannel harris.

leona lewis.

rihanna.

shontelle.

Kaya Scodelario
Kelly Reilly
Blake Lively
Louise Bourgoin

Tumblr meet-up at the police station!

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:46:06 +0100

letsallflyaway:

joshualouie:

dyslxeia:

thewordsalloverme:

andthecityneversleeps:(via death-by-diamonds)

liddozeusy: makes me laugh every time. Nando being awesome

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:39:40 +0100

liddozeusy:

makes me laugh every time.

Nando being awesome

gatsbear: say hello to my iPhone wallpaper. dies

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:20:48 +0100

gatsbear:

say hello to my iPhone wallpaper.

*dies*

lovefromlucifer: mishasminions: SRSLY GUYS. THAT’S ALL YOU...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:10:53 +0100

lovefromlucifer:

mishasminions:

SRSLY GUYS. THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY.

AND MY UNDERWEAR WILL FALL FOR YOU.

SRSLY.

UNDERWEAR.

FALL. ON THE FLOOR.

SRSLY.

Spanish Nike commercial with Iniesta, Fabregas, Puyol, Ramos and...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:47:26 +0100

Spanish Nike commercial with Iniesta, Fabregas, Puyol, Ramos and Torres

hoyitsannbur: chimbyyy: kamsiscurious: ribenaa: itspeterkha: ...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:13:17 +0100

hoyitsannbur:

chimbyyy:

kamsiscurious:

ribenaa:

itspeterkha:

orgasami:

Don’t play, read first.

Not everyone uses Tumblr as a blog. Maybe you do, but some other people don’t. Not everyone shares their ideas through words. Keep that in consideration before you go bagging out people’s posts. You see those links at the top of your dashboard? They allow us to express ourselves using different media. So what if some people like to upload photos, music or videos? Tumblr let’s us do it, so why can’t you? It’s so irritating seeing people tell others that they don’t deserve their followers just because they don’t write ‘meaningful blogs’. You post what you like and you let others do the same. You follow people who’s posts interest you and you let other’s do the same. Simple.

Now since Tumblr’s at war, let’s ruinite everyone with something we all love!!

Press play now (:

LOVE IT.

hell.yes ;D

You are my saviour.

<33

Natalie McDonald, who appears on page 159 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, was a real person. She was a nine-year-old girl from Toronto, Canada, who was dying of leukaemia. She wrote to JK Rowling asking what was going to happen in the next Harry Potter book as she would not live long enough to read it. The kindly author emailed back, but Natalie had died a day earlier. In tribute, she became a first-year student at Hogwarts named by the Sorting Hat in Gryffindor - the house for the brave at heart - in the fourth book. When Rowling was later in Canada for a promotional tour she visited the McDonald family.

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:58:12 +0100

freetobeyouandme:

ladyjadis:

aesse:

skin-n-bones:

heartachetosing / youtastelikeselfdestruction / -666 / latenightadultery / thecrookshanks (via hayton)

rowling > meyer THE WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.

this is so sweet.

fuckyeahfunnythings: minutestotheend: drowninginadream: fuckye...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:39:34 +0100

fuckyeahfunnythings:

minutestotheend:

drowninginadream:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

(via —paperhearts)

THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. xD

(via elliptical)